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This is the greatest gift guide that I have ever read in my entire life

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INCREDIBLE I am laughing so hard I scared the youth putting groceries in my car. He seemed unimpressed so I hope he is cursed with the ability to only write notes with the Hit Clips pen for all of eternity.

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You didn't mention the most amazing thing about the Atlas Shrugged trilogy: the cast of each of the three parts are completely different. Zero repeats. That's just how good they are.

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Forwarded this to my husband as a joke but now he actually wants the cursed Funko Pop. Maybe it reminds him of his childhood. I am afraid...

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“imbued with the souls of a vengeful Hungarian mercenary and his neglected neurodivergent son” goes SO hard. 🔥🔥🔥

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Why would you say you were a lover on Lemme Say This when you are the perfect hater?

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Also this was so good that my coworker had to ask what I was laughing at, incredible work

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Hilarious. I also read "Fatlass" shrugged and thought it was an insult at first. Happy holidays all!

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Fabulous. I'm linking your whole article to my family's nefarious attempt to force me to participate in this years Gifster exchange Bwahahahaha.

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With the Target Pride Blazer, we’ve reached the apex of the cursed fashion pyramid. There is nothing to add here.

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